officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

mtv:

baby blue already knows the single ladies dance
watch with me »

mtv:

baby blue already knows the single ladies dance

watch with me »

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

the-mortal-instruments-tid:

"I always blush when I’m around Shailene." - Ansel Elgort

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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